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Dr. Huang's Tweets for the day.

It's not easy being a psychological ninja...

  • 23:24 I had a frightening dream that someone was impersonating @assoflife. #
  • 23:25 @assoflife and I had a great Halloween. I did body shots off @assoflife. Good times. #
  • 23:26 It was nonalcoholic beer, but I'm still hungover. #
  • 23:27 I think @ElliotStabler tried to shoot some children with chocolate bullets. They didn't think it was cute. #
  • 23:28 I dedicate my 3000th tweet to the wonderful @alexcabot. I love you, non-asian sister. #
  • 23:29 My costume was that of @assoflife's "prisoner of love" #
  • 23:31 @apathykathy Sorry I took @assoflife out for Halloween. I hope your children didn't take it to heart. #
  • 23:33 I'm feeling kinda blue...I should prescribe myself some of my own pills. #
  • 18:52 Hmmm, @assoflife took all our Halloween candy and then disappeared. He better not be sharing with his family. #
  • 19:44 I've been thinking of ways of making more money... #
  • 19:45 Maybe I should get my own TV show...like Dr. Phil. #
  • 19:45 Stop profiling and take questions from the non-psychopathic folk. #
  • 19:46 My book "why wealthy people commit crimes and that's OK" isn't bringing as much revenue as I hoped. #
  • 19:51 I can always profit from my ninja skills. Run some "errands" for certain people. Offer my "protection". #
  • 19:52 bit.ly/mrca8 #
  • 19:53 bit.ly/4Cq2bc #

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